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by Brettani Shannon
This month, give your man a St. Patrick's Day treat with an Irish Barmaid role-play! Welcome your man into your home-turned-Irish-pub with Irish tunes playing in the background, Irish stew on the stove, and a mini-keg of dark Irish beer on the counter.
Get Into Character
An Irish Barmaid is lusty, luscious, leggy and lively. She asserts her authority in an Irish pub with finesse. She serves stout beer and hearty meals, but more importantly, she accepts her role as a sex object with mirth. The customers bark orders and she plays the servant role with gumption. She keeps her bare thighs in view for the men at all times, making it easy to control the room. They enjoy her boisterous comebacks to their overt flirtation and she demands handsome compensation for her tolerance and labor.
The Pub Atmosphere
Now that you’ve got the gist of your assumed persona, look around your house to see what changes you can make to achieve the feel of an Irish pub. If you have already got a bar set-up, great! If not, pull up a bench to your table or barstools to an eating bar. Find a few décor items like an Irish flag, Guinness posters and coasters, etc. Get some fun Irish music to play loudly and elevate the energy to traditional Irish pub standards. Make an open/closed sign and a few four leaf clovers out of green construction paper for the door.
Acting It Out
Knock his socks off from the get-go with your sexy costume, a traditional green mini petticoat and lace-up midriff corset.. Set him down with a pint of Guinness and get on your knees to remove his boots. Let him know that everything you’ve got is on the house tonight. Whatever he needs, just give you a shout.
Serve him a manly Irish meal of meat and potatoes and keep his pint glass full. Encourage him to manhandle you a bit by getting right up close and asking him if he likes what he sees. Brush your bare legs and cleavage against him and make comments about his manly physique. Show your sass when he flirts back, warning him not to be too “cheeky” with you, but raising your skirt a little as you say it, playing the “no means yes” game.
Seduce him while you do your kitchen work and dinner service. Bend over frequently to show off your bum or your cleavage. Shout brash sexual innuendo back and forth from the kitchen, teasing him as much as you can. Sit on his lap and play with your ginger locks. Coax him into asking for any little thing his heart desires like kisses on the cheek, foot or shoulder massages, a provocative dance…
After dinner, make sure he’s watching as you go to the door and flip your open sign to “closed.” Bend over seductively to lock the door and then tell him that the after party is about to begin. Lean back against the door as you unlace your bodice. Then, walk toward him and clear the table (or shove everything off if you dare), maintaining your provocative character as you do it. You won’t get far into your clean-up before he interrupts and has his way with you right there on your “pub” counter.
